Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload- Recreational-Killer
(WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE),
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER) or my personal
favourite, Victim-Of-Doing-Krappy-Administrative-Stuff (VODKA). Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

But do not stress; there is a vaccine available... RETIREMENT!!!


Disklaimer: Work is a verb defined in an objective way in the above communication. If the write up helps change your life, please feel free to write a note of thank you. However, this disklaimer is to clearly state that you cannot sue or hold anything against the owner of this blog, for losing your job. Only ancestrally wealthy individuals or spouses of rich people are entitled to treat this message subjectively.

If this message was read by chance and it was not targeted at you, kindly ignore and get back to work. Anyways, we strictly advice you to use personal discretion.
ok, pls get back to work... now!